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Language and Math Mindfulness Tee: Recycled Organic Unisex T-Shirt, Gift for Yogis, Eco-Friendly Shirt, Meditation Wear, Relaxation Outfit
Language and Math Mindfulness Tee: Recycled Organic Unisex T-Shirt, Gift for Yogis, Eco-Friendly Shirt, Meditation Wear, Relaxation Outfit
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Because radical acceptance looks better with clean lines.
đź§µ Product DescriptionÂ
“I used to argue with reality. Now I just nod politely.”
It took years of study, therapy, and stubbornness to realize: reality always wins.
This shirt is a tribute to those who’ve traded protest for posture, defiance for depth, and frustration for form.
It’s for anyone who's been humbled by impermanence, high-fived by absurdity, and now just raises an eyebrow with compassion.
Call it spiritual maturity, or just strategic exhaustion — either way, you’ve earned it.
⚙️ Product Features
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55% organic cotton + 45% recycled poly — because your shirt should match your values
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High-scoop neckline with relaxed fit — sits like a koan you don’t need to answer
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Tear-away label — because irritation should be optional
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Black or white — depending on your current phase of enlightenment
đź§Ľ Washing Instructions (a metaphor, really)
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Cold wash, low dry — rinse your karma gently
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Iron if needed, but wrinkles are proof you’re alive
👤 Who’s this for?
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People who read nondual texts, but still show up to therapy
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Former debaters turned breathers
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Anyone who’s ever whispered, “Ah. So this is samsara…”
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Present-moment practitioners with a dark sense of humor
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001RCY, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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