Funny Enlightenment Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt

🧱 "I Stare at Walls for Enlightenment" Tee

(Visual Rest. Spiritual-Teacher Approved. Therapist slightly concerned.)

“Some men gaze upon the stars for answers. I prefer drywall.”

Presenting the shirt for those rare beings who can sit motionless for 45 minutes, appear completely useless, and somehow become radiant from within.

This is not laziness. This is advanced visual rest, my friend.
You’re not zoning out. You’re zoning in.

👁️ Benefits:

• Confuses houseguests.

• Silently asserts your spiritual superiority without saying a word.

• Doubles as a wearable “Do Not Disturb” sign.

• May trigger spontaneous enlightenment in dogs, plants, and anxious relatives.

🧵 Product Details:

• Printed in calming ink on Awareness-Compatible™ Cotton

• Pairs well with incense, silence, and existential detachment

• Tagline: See Rest. Drop Identification. Glow Subtly.

🧘 Perfect for:

• Meditators who have graduated from breath to blankness

• Philosophers in denial about being mystics

• UM practitioners, Zen sitters, and ex-nihilo optimists

• People who’ve said “I’m doing Do Nothing” with a straight face

Because let’s be honest: the wall has more to teach you than your phone ever will as  we're using them now.

Product features
- Without side seams for enhanced fit and appearance
- Ribbed collar retains shape and elasticity
- Shoulder tape prevents stretching at seams
- Made from 100% durable, smooth cotton
- Classic fit suitable for any occasion

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors